Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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