I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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