did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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