I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
