PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Panties = found
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
