I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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