Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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