I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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