ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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