we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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