I hate your face
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
There's even glitter on my cock...
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