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i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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