remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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