My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
either way he was missing a nipple.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
My ATM looks so different sober.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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