How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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