Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Randomize
