omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he thought i was a dude.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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