The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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