yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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