You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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