its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
God I need to hump something, right now.
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