do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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