**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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