I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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