I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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