what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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