I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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