everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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