Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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