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some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We're too hungover to prance.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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