I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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