In the future we'll all be gay
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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