part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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