She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
