He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if only i could text you this smell
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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