quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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