Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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