; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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