I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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