She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i now understand why vodka
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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