So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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