i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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