when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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