we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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