found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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