hotel room ftw
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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