Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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