I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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