remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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