There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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