Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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