I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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