That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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